Sherlock | A Scandal in Belgravia
Sherlock: I see you’ve got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you’re serious about him!
Molly: What? Sorry, what? Sherlock: You’re seeing him this very night, and giving him a gift!
John: Take a day off.
Lestrade: Shut up and have a drink.
Sherlock: Oh, come on, surely you’ve all seen the present on top of the bag? Perfectly wrapped with a bow, all the others are slap-dash at best. For someone special, then. Shade of red echoes her lipstick, either an unconscious association or one that she’s deliberately trying to encourage. Either way, Miss Hooper has love on her mind. The fact that she’s serious about him is clear from the fact that she’s giving him a gift at all, that would suggest hopes of a long-term relationship. And the fact that she’s seeing him tonight is obvious from her makeup and what she’s wearing. Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts … [voice trails off as he opens the tag: “Dearest Sherlock Love Molly xxx”]
Molly: You always say such horrible things, every time. Always, always …
Sherlock: I am sorry, forgive me. Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper. [kisses her cheek]
(Source: robertfischer, via sherlocksguardiancastiel)
